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A few Short ones
October 29, 2013 02:45PM


Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : "Nothing."
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our
marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiry date."

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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife : "Yes or no."

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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet.
Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how great,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for
you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself: 'what
other problem can there be greater than this one?'"

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Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have
any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet."

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Son: " Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have
married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married
you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!

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Girl to her boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours
forever."
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in
me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like
your sense of humour!"

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