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Ouch! that hurts.

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Ouch! that hurts.
January 18, 2014 09:50PM
...I was in a far Western Queensland Pub last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number, sexy."



I replied "Have you got a pen?"



She smiled and said "Yes."



I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."

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