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You're getting old when
February 08, 2014 02:40AM
You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a gut to get those odds?

Old age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Old age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.

Old age is having a choice to two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

A man has reached old age when he is cautioned to slow down by his Doctor instead of by the police.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

You're getting old when 'getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

Some people just need a sympathetic pat on the head as they age.........with a hammer.

I'm not old. I woke up, lifted my arms, moved my knees, turned my neck and everything mad the same noise:

'CrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaccccccK!' I came to a conclusion: I am not old, I am just crispy!

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