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Kenny the Rooster

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Kenny the Rooster
March 14, 2014 08:22PM
A farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he

goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he
would sell.

The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny.

He'll service every chicken you got, no problem. Kenny the rooster costs
$3,000." A lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he
buys Kenny.

The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first

he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got
a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money.
Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have
some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and

Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house
three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that, the
farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough, Kenny is in
there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the
lake.Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese.

By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and

pheasants.The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster
won't even last 24 hours.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to

find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue
hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air. Buzzards are
circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive

animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I
tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself!"

Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and

says, "Shhhh .. they're getting closer."

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