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Flat Tire
May 04, 2016 12:57AM
Yesterday a woman had a flat tire on the interstate. So she eased her car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, got out of the car and opened the trunk. she took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. To her surprise, cars start slowing down looking at her life like men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind her. He gets out of his car and starts walking toward her. She could tell he was not a happy camper!
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire', She said calmly.
'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?' She couldn't believe that he didn't know. So she told him,

'Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!

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