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Irish Accident
August 03, 2016 08:36PM
An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 911.

Irishman: ''It's me fecken wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've fecken killed her

Operator: ''Please calm down, sir. Can you first make sure she is actually dead!''

*click* .. *BANG*

Irishman: ''Okay, I've done that. What next?''

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